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nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

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Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Fuck that guy.
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

Okay what the fuck honestly tumblr is just TRYING to be assholes to white people. Holy shit you just have so much pent up anger inside of you, don’t you? You HAVE to take it out on someone else, huh?

A-N-G-R-Y?  That’s not how you spell “amused!” 

I’m an open book.  Just like the jive-talkers you probably enjoy superficially interacting with to prove your post-racial attitudes.  We’d get along if we’d never reached this topic.  Ah, but alas we did.  You saw my true colors.  I saw yours.  Badabing Badaboom.  Sad day.

I’m sorry you read the words of so many people that haven’t given up, yet.  Life isn’t fair.  It’s just not fair that you know so many and I know next to none.  I could take them off your hands.  We could trade.  I’ll take the people that bother you and you take the people that attempt to bother me and you’ll end up with more like-minded friends than you can shake a bullwhip at!  I’ll even include another Lion King pic in the deal.

Wait, that one might make me look like I’m bringing up world history.  God, I’m such an asshole.  I’m sorry.  I’m not good at this book learning thing.



Whoa whoa whoa.  That one will DEFINITELY make me look like an asshole.  How dare I imply that I may have had legitimate personal or shared experiences that lead me to make that joke and top it off with a character voiced by James Earl Jones?  Not Assholing is like the hardest thing ever.  I think it’s my genetic predisposition to liking big butts.

This is probably a good one!  The spelling of “gurl” and “dat” can be reassuring for people like you.  It’s what you expect, right?  I made a good choice, here.  I’m glad I could help you feel better.

*does a little soft-shoe*

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dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier